yu-gi-OMG

strangest thing ever.
mike and harry show up at my house playing yu-gi-oh at 3 in the morning. i thought that was weird, but not too out of the ordinary for mike and harry to do. so i watch them play this stupid game for about 30 minutes, i'm taking pictures, yadda yadda. now mind you, it's near 330 in the morning - all the nocturnal creatures are roaming around like it's nobody's business. so being the paranoid person that I am, I keep looking around trying to find where all these random noises are coming from. eventually I see one of my neighbors come out of the shadows around his porch and head out for work. kinda scary at first, but then you realize "oh that's just mr. so-and-so going to work, nothing unusual." next, I see movement near my doorstep, peek over and see a cat. now this is when it starts getting weird.

so the cat walks by, scurries across the driveway, and goes by my trash cans. again, not too strange, right? so then mike and harry continue playing yu-gi-oh. by this time, harry is about as "observant" as i am, checking his shoulder every few minutes. so about 3-5 minutes go by and all of a sudden we hear scuffling through the trash on the side of my house. could easily be explained by the cat going through some random trash that wasn't in a bin (newspapers, cans, bottles, etc.). so me and harry both look to the side of my house to see what's going on, but it's pitch black. then all of a sudden, we hear the most human-like breathing pattern/noises coming from the side of the house. out of absolutely nowhere. no more rummaging noise, just something breathing very heavily as if it just ran the 400m dash. immediately we all look at each other (somehow), and gather everything and take off. so pretty much we sit in my house until like 4am and then mike and harry sprint to mike's car to go home. definitely the scariest incident i've experienced in quite a while.

if anyone has heard a coyote breathing, let me know if it sounds human-like. tomorrow morning i have to go check for cat blood to see what the deal was. if there's blood, it was most likely a coyote or fox or something that roams around here eating someone's pet. if there is no evidence of a struggle, then i'm gonna be very confused and slightly afraid.

someone should buy me a gun. that would also help me get my rap career off the ground, lawl.

okay, i'm still a bit shook up, but it's time for my slumber. just don't tell mobb deep, i got street cred to protect. peace.